Indiana Wiccan Successfully Casts "Spell of Irony"

A woman in Lebanon, Ind., accidentally stabbed herself in the foot while performing a ritual giving thanks for a run of good luck. Katherine Gunther, whom I'm assuming has some bad-ass LARPer name like "Lady Osh'Gosh'B'gosh of the Red Snapper Moon and Queen of the Kaled", was performing the ceremony in a cemetery 20 miles NW of Indianapolis. Come on, a cemetery? Who's she giving thanks to, a field of rotting corpses? You know what, I think I've seen this particularly shitty episode of Charmed. I know the First Amendment (hallowed be thy name) protects this woman's freedom to practice her bat-shit crazy "spiritual" beliefs, but some people need to leave the sharp objects at home and stick to D&D.